Burtonsville Kings

A group of teens from Columbia that think they are super cool at Starbucks and generally obnoxious to all the baristas in town.

Did you hear about the Burtonsville Kings that came in this morning? They broke the toilet again.

by Laurelalld@y September 20, 2021

Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

FUCK THE BURTONS

Fat dogs, flat heads, granny killers, dopey cunts and sluts.

"Fuck the burtons"

"Yeah fuck you, ya fat dog"

by Uckfaytheurtonbays December 21, 2025

Uckfay the burtons

A family of fat dogs, flat heads, dopey cunts and sluts

"Uckfay the burtons!"
"Yeah! Fuck you, ya fat dog!"

by Uckfaytheurtonbays December 21, 2025