Box Burgler

One who burgles boxes; of the vaginal variety. A lesbian, dyke, carpet muncher, bush hound, etc etc.

Sharon's a box burgler!
Really??
Yeah she totally licks vaginas..

by deanhendersonlives April 16, 2010

turd burgler

one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.

lilys pastimes include turd burgling

by lily southam November 14, 2003

turd burgler

The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit

Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher

by a lgx January 16, 2004

poon burgler

a) A person who tries to burgle (steal by means of cock-blocking) the poon that you bring home on the weekend. they are too damn lazy to try to score their own 'nani', 'nizzle', or 'tang' but you can rest your ass assured they will be all over your new bitches shit the second you walk in the door.

b) an elynch

dude 1: "dude!!! don't be such a poon burgler. all you ever do is try to mac my poon! get some of your own instead of acting tough all the time!"

dude 2: "fuck son, what i look like to you?!?! elynch?"

OR:

"mneh, man, whats that all about?"
-world famous poon burgler

by Megan got thrown down the stairs June 04, 2006

jizz burgler

1. Someone who makes their profession by stealing seimen.
2. big fat slut.

1. Boy, your mom sure makes a lot being a jizz burgler!
2. Your mom is a jizz burgler.

by John March 30, 2003

bun burgler

Male who tricks his date (female or male) into taking in the ass. Typically with use of alcohol or drugs.

Dude, Sean is such a bun burgler. He put it in Sandy's ass when she was drunk.

by Bud E Love May 02, 2003

brown burgler

The act of stealing ones anal virginity.

*Clara* "AHHH RAPE"

*Mr.Brown* "Thaaaat's right, you've been brown burgled"

*Clara* "AHHH RAPE"

*Mr.Brown Burgler* "Thaaaat's right, you've been brown burgled"

by Erinisabellend May 29, 2015