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bum burgler

a way to describe a man who gives anal sex to another man without his consent.
"i went to the club the other night and i got followed home by a bum burgler!"
by carrie and vic May 10, 2006
mugGet the bum burglermug.

turd burgler

one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.
lilys pastimes include turd burgling
by lily southam November 14, 2003
mugGet the turd burglermug.

turd burgler

The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit
Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher
by a lgx January 15, 2004
mugGet the turd burglermug.

poon burgler

a) A person who tries to burgle (steal by means of cock-blocking) the poon that you bring home on the weekend. they are too damn lazy to try to score their own 'nani', 'nizzle', or 'tang' but you can rest your ass assured they will be all over your new bitches shit the second you walk in the door.

b) an elynch
dude 1: "dude!!! don't be such a poon burgler. all you ever do is try to mac my poon! get some of your own instead of acting tough all the time!"

dude 2: "fuck son, what i look like to you?!?! elynch?"

OR:

"mneh, man, whats that all about?"
-world famous poon burgler
mugGet the poon burglermug.

jizz burgler

1. Someone who makes their profession by stealing seimen.
2. big fat slut.
1. Boy, your mom sure makes a lot being a jizz burgler!
2. Your mom is a jizz burgler.
by John March 30, 2003
mugGet the jizz burglermug.

bun burgler

Male who tricks his date (female or male) into taking in the ass. Typically with use of alcohol or drugs.
Dude, Sean is such a bun burgler. He put it in Sandy's ass when she was drunk.
by Bud E Love May 2, 2003
mugGet the bun burglermug.

brown burgler

The act of stealing ones anal virginity.

*Clara* "AHHH RAPE"

*Mr.Brown* "Thaaaat's right, you've been brown burgled"
*Clara* "AHHH RAPE"

*Mr.Brown Burgler* "Thaaaat's right, you've been brown burgled"
by Erinisabellend June 1, 2015
mugGet the brown burglermug.

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