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Iberian Bull Ride

When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him in his backside with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.
Take me out for some gazpacho and then Iberian Bull Ride my bum bum, papi!
by #SoNotAJames June 1, 2022
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Bull Ride

When your having sex with a girl doggy style, without a condom, and tell her you have AIDS. Then see how long you can hold on.
"I met this one girl at the bar last night and went for a bull ride. I got 13 seconds!"
by E rok January 5, 2009
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Mayonnaise bull ride

When a man has sex with a large woman from behind (either doggy or anal), and prior to climax he pulls out & ejaculates on her back. Then he jumps on her back and rides her like a bull.
I did a fat chick last night and finished with the mayonnaise bull ride. I only held on for 5 seconds until she bucked me off.
by StankN October 17, 2010
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Swedish Bull Ride

Another name for the Swedish rodeo A sexual game in where two partners (usually man and woman) are having sex in the doggy style position. The man leans over and whispers in the womans ear, "I have AIDS" or something of equivelant offence. Then the man trys to see how long he can stay on/in before the woman "bucks" him off of her.
Jim: "What's your record in the Swedish Bull Ride?"
Bob: "Only 35 seconds man."
by Barticus September 10, 2008
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Brazilian Bull Ride

When having sex with a partner from behind and you tell them you have some sort of STD and see how long you can stay on (can only use one hand).
When I was having sex with a chick I met in a club I told her I had AIDS when giving it to her doggy style. My Brazilian Bull Ride lasted 8 seconds.
by ddttrr June 29, 2008
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bull ride

when having sex with a girl doggy style grab her hair and say this is how i fucked your sister then see how long you can stay in
dude! i totally went for a bull ride with my girlfriend
by skywalker_909 October 28, 2009
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bullemic bull ride

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass and you reach around to force your finger down her throat causing her to vomit and constricting her asshole for maximum pleasure.
I picked up the fattest girl in the bar and gave her the bullemic bull ride.
by Paxton Allen October 9, 2006
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