Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?

The best way to answer the phone, from the Christmas movie Elf

I got a scam call so I answered the phone with "Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?"

by Jezij December 18, 2018

Smudda Budda

A type of lube that is used in the strip club. It is mixed with hand sanitizer and butter to make a clean and easy glide for customers. It is available in different scents like mango, guava, weed and pina coloda. It keeps strip clubs a little cleaner and customers satisfied and all in all it is a great product!

Christine: Please fill my guns up with some smudda budda. I am about to go out and do my cowgirl show.

Lynn: Okay what flavor you want?

Melissa: I used all the mango girls!

Marcia: Oh shit that's my favorite kind!

Christine: Dammit just fill me up with the guava!

by Thinking like Betty White May 10, 2012

that's rough, buddy

An often reply or saying that you use to respond back to when your friend has been in a situation that you can't relate too.

Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon
Zuko: that's rough, buddy

by satoindisguise October 11, 2021

Stinky Budda Newt

Violating another man in the mens locker room with a finger deep in the bunghole while hes showering. Preferably while he has soaped up or bent over after dropping the soap.

Watch out in the men's locker room showers you might be the victim of a Stinky Budda Newt.

by Ace Rothstein March 25, 2026

buddy sitter

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.

Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.

by sidmon69 March 16, 2013

Fuck Buddy Syndrome

The feelings of intimate, romantic attachment and closeness at least one of the two fuck buddies tend to usually develop.

Bob: Did you hear? Jafaar and Jasmine are fuck buddies now!
Obama: Yeah, I did! The lucky bastard, Jasmine is a fine piece of ass. Whatever, it won't last. Jasmine'll fuck anything that moves and Jafaar is way too clingy. He'll get Fuck Buddy Syndrome soon enough and she'll kick his ass the curb.
Bob: Too true. I hope Jafaar doesn't have any STDs because I'm planning on being next in line.

by NipplePimpleMaybeBaby December 7, 2013

the buddy system

A system used between two or more men to help aid them in the event they are caught in an uncomfortable member of the opposite sex, particularly an unattractive and/or obese female during a party situation. When utilizing this system, the male victim will shout out "BUDDY!" and in turn the nearest member(s) of the buddy chain will come to his rescue.

Nasty party slut: Wanna get out of here?
Victim: Uh, well see...(looking around) uh, BUDDY!
Friend/Wingman (shuffles over to the rescue): So, uh John, you left your laundry downstairs. Oh, then we're up for beer pong. LETS GO.
Victim: Wow thanks man...the buddy system never fails. Did you see her snaggletooth?

by Strella January 22, 2006