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Brosect

To cut off a bro as he is in the process of:

a) Talking to another bro.

b) Talking to a chick.

c) Talking to a more important person (ex: a teacher).
Bro: "Mr. Bates, I don't quite understand the math homework."

Mr Bates: "We can certainly set up a time meet"

Brosector: "Bro! You were SO drunk at the party this weekend! Haha!'

Bro: "Dude.."
by henrydavidthoreau January 14, 2010
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brosemination

a term used to describe the action of calling your "bro" aka best friend, friend(s), brother(s), peers or whomever to inform them you just inseminated your significant other with plans to have a child, thus resulting in your counterparts to do the same as soon as possible with the ultimate goal of having children at the same time.
"dude brah, i just nutted in my lady. go get your lady and nut in her too" -brosemination
by bro-montana July 4, 2010
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brosef

Meaning good friends, similar to bro. The origin although believed ot be from anchorman is actually from, The Jamie Foxx Show. Braxton would always call Jamie brosef.
"Yo what's happening?"
"Not much how about you brosef?"
by AJ August 20, 2006
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Broseph Goebbels

The ultimate wingman. Taken from the name of Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's number two man and most loyal supporter. Broseph Goebbels will do anything to support a fellow bro and uphold the sacred Bro Code.
Bro 1: Dude, Scotty totally has my back, man. Best wingman ever!

Bro 2: What you mean?

Bro 1: Last weekend I met this really hot chick, so Scotty jumped on the grenade of her group of friends. Then I forgot her name so Scotty made out with the grenade to find out, then he provided me with protection when I was going to seal the deal.

Bro 2: Dude, that's awesome. Scotty is one loyal wingman.

Bro 1: He's more than awesome, he's Broseph Goebbels!
by Fredrich von Hollern September 12, 2009
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Bronsexual

Any Individual that dickrides or is a bandwagon fan of Lebron James. They will make outrageous claims that Lebron is the best player of all time without proper proof or evidence. Most times they can’t even uplift Lebron without downplaying another player. They also tend to make excuses for ALL of Lebrons shortcomings they will even go as far say “you don’t know basketball” if you don’t agree that Lebron is the best.
“If Lebron won some more rings he will be better than Jordan no debate”
“But if Jordan has more rings wouldn’t he be better?”
Idk man Bron faced some tough competition
“You’re for sure a Bronsexual”
by H.Benson June 19, 2018
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broseph

= to bro, brother, dude, man, or friend
by Michael battey May 23, 2005
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Curtis Broseph

Synonym for bro or broseph. Play on NHL goalie Curtis Joseph. Especially relevant in a conversation with a bro that knows a lot about hockey (or knows who Curtis Joseph is).
Bro #1: What's up bro?
Bro #2: Not much curtis broseph.
by JamesWolfe October 30, 2010
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