Jim: Hey Kayla, will you blow on my neck?
Kayla: Why?
Jim: I have a breath fetish.
Kayla: OK (blows on neck)
Jim: Ahhh
Kayla: Why?
Jim: I have a breath fetish.
Kayla: OK (blows on neck)
Jim: Ahhh
by Wildcat9826 May 30, 2017
Get the Breath Fetish mug.The aroma caused by consuming a fresh package of Doritos. The smell of a persons breath is multiplied by the b.o.-like scent that Doritos contain. This lingers long after the consumer has finished eating the chips. Dorito breath is most apparent after eating the nacho cheese flavored Doritos.
Do not kiss your significant other while sporting Dorito breath.
I don't like eating Doritos because they give me Dorito breath.
Damn, I can smell your Dorito breath from all the way over here!
I don't like eating Doritos because they give me Dorito breath.
Damn, I can smell your Dorito breath from all the way over here!
by KrunkAssWhitey August 6, 2009
Get the Dorito breath mug.When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath
by cambronshinn December 1, 2010
Get the Gar-lick Breath mug.Used to describe non-spicy foods and sauces, especially when someone has previously claimed it to be spicy.
Guy 1: Damn bro, these wings are spicy as hell!
Guy 2: Nah dude, this shit is puppy breath.
"My buddy claimed the salsa he made was extremely hot, but after some scoops... puppy breath."
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"My buddy claimed the salsa he made was extremely hot, but after some scoops... puppy breath."
by doozythedoctor September 23, 2020
Get the puppy breath mug.Shit dude, I can smell your boner breath from way over here!
Yes, I'm listening...keep talking...you have boner breath...Tic-Tac?
Yes, I'm listening...keep talking...you have boner breath...Tic-Tac?
by blake January 27, 2004
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by Anonymous Loving Creature April 3, 2019
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