An alias for a talented Chess Player; specifically a Norwegian Grandmaster meant to bring players such as Magnus Carlsen to mind.
P1: Did you hear about Hansjörg Brenton's latest game?
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*
by Hansjörg Brenton (IGM) April 28, 2024
An amazing and genuine guy. Brenton is someone who you would want to spend the rest of your life with. He is good to his friends and his girlfriend. He is really silly, and has the cutest laugh and dimples. He is so smart and is excellent In bed. Something about Brenton is that he stands out from the rest of the guys in my generation, he wouldn’t hurt a fly and is someone who will always be there for the people he cares about. Ofc he may have insecurities but they don’t define him as a person. We all love Brenton!!!!
Worlds smartest guy, knows everything, is a chad, every thing he says is 100% correct to the point, you have a problem with him? go cry about it
by ThatGuy145762 September 19, 2023
Worlds smartest guy, knows everything, is a chad, every thing he says is 100% correct to the point, you have a problem with him? go cry about it
by ThatGuy145762 September 19, 2023
Brenton is a very handsome and young man. He is a total player and all the girls chase him. He has the best music taste and some very sexy abs and other muscles.
Brenton is the perfect person
by Notbrenton January 12, 2023
A totally awesome guy who has a average size penis but goes 200 miles a hour with it and loves steak dinners, also has high blood pressure and shares a gay brother with his older sister.
by Ronweasley_Azzklit February 25, 2025