A totally awesome guy who has a average size penis but goes 200 miles a hour with it and loves steak dinners, also has high blood pressure and shares a gay brother with his older sister.
by Ronweasley_Azzklit February 24, 2025
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by ThatGuy145762 September 18, 2023
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by Notbrenton January 12, 2023
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by anonymous July 20, 2024
Get the Brentonmug. An alias for a talented Chess Player; specifically a Norwegian Grandmaster meant to bring players such as Magnus Carlsen to mind.
P1: Did you hear about Hansjörg Brenton's latest game?
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*
by Hansjörg Brenton (IGM) April 27, 2024
Get the Hansjörg Brentonmug. The truth. Brenton Tarrant didn't do anything wrong
Also vote trump or you will only be able to attract women with stinky vaginas
Also vote trump or you will only be able to attract women with stinky vaginas
Did you hear of that Australian man that did something wrong to a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
by buttfart33 June 23, 2024
Get the Brenton Tarrant Did Nothing Wrongmug. Yo have you heard of the Australian man that did something wrong in a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
by buttfart33 June 23, 2024
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