breakfast-of-champions

novel by Kurt Vonnegut

I read Breakfast of Champions aloud last night to my girlfriend, but she couldn't understand it as my mouth was full of vagina.

by JT Dollar Sign November 7, 2003

breakfast-of-champions

Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex

"i had a 'breakfast-of-champions' this morning, my my, it didnt go down too well"

by Zigz November 5, 2003

breakfast of champions

the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...

A good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage McMuffin + a can of diet coke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + Maalox plus tablets

"Fuck dude, that's what I call the breakfast of champions!!"

by Stars of Mars March 14, 2007

breakfast of champions

Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)

I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.

by The only Andrew in San Antonio April 16, 2008

The Breakfast of Champions

The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.

Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

breakfast of champions

When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.

Guy: (snoring)
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...

(Later)

Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!

by KittyCatty June 11, 2005

breakfast for champions

1. first thing in morning, when you wake up drink glass of an alckohol and take some drugs.

Yesterday some people from ZAVOD KRU had early morning alckohol session mixed with the drugs, real breakfast for champions.

by zavoKRU August 13, 2011