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Shelley's boyfriend

The victim of a very tragic twist of fate in which God deems someone just too god damn sexy for his/her (in this case "his") own good, and thus gives him a tragic flaw. In Shelly's boyfriend's example, this tragic flaw is the inability to wear sleeves, EVER. As a result his arms are at a constant freezing temperature, and he has to hold onto his girlfriend Shelly for warmth.
Dude I feel so sorry for that guy, that's a real Shelly's Boyfriend if i've ever seen it. But boy, he sure is hot.
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Rosie's Boyfriend

"Rosie's Boyfriend" means penis. "Rosie Palm and her five sisters" is a common slang expression for one's hand especially in the context of masturbation it then follows that "Rosie's Boyfriend" is the penis.
After the party I introduced Julie to "Rosie's Boyfriend" and they totally hit it off.

Cristina’s boyfriend

The most sexiest,inteligent,amazing,nice,handsome boy in the world
He is so hot he must be cristina’s boyfriend
Cristina’s boyfriend by gutfjjbgy November 21, 2021

Onyx's boyfriend 

Leo is cool, lovely, kind AND SHORT. Onyx's boyfriend also. He loves his friends so much and also leave them on read 😂 (not funny). If u want to be friends with him send him funny and relatable Pinterest pictures!
Anyone: Look at Onyx's boyfriend!
His followers: He left me on read..
Onyx's boyfriend by yesiamurmom November 20, 2021

Marved’s boyfriend 

Someone who constantly seeks validation form an online audience, most of them being complete strangers
“Dude that one guys is acting like Marved’s boyfriend how can he keep it up?”
“I dunno man, that has to be tiring, being like that
Marved’s boyfriend by Seliph January 24, 2022

Junhui's boyfriend 

That's another way to call Yan An from the kpop group Pentagon. Wen Junhui from Seventeen and YanAn are a couple.
A: Wen Junhui said that he likes YanAn. And Yanan said he likes Junhui too, omg.
B: Well, Yanan is Junhui's boyfriend, so... not a surprise.

A: They are so cute, i can't.