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Flailing Bowl Cut

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A variation of the traditional bowl cut, the flailing bowl cut takes it form when one’s hair grows in thick for several months with no regard for order or combing. When in full effect, and with a medium to slight breeze, the flailing bowl cut looks like a bowl on one’s head, that is flailing.

Historically this hairstyle has been popular among the wealthy, and eventually spread from places such as Nantucket and Lake Tahoe to numerous cities throughout the United States and some parts of Northern Canada. In a few estranged cultures, the FBC is viewed as a sign of poverty: that person could not afford a barber. In actuality, this hairstyle is a sign of great wealth, and many who don this look have complete disregard for the appearance due to their strong bank statements and stock portfolios.

The bowl cut is a comparable to the Beatle haircut from the 1960’s, which is slightly less bowl-like, and less flailing.
Did you see that guy's flailing bowl cut? He must have an extremely high net worth...
by Wyan December 15, 2008
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Dumpling bowl cut

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The dumpling bowl cut is a haircut made to look like a bowl. It is so simple, grandma can do it with her eyes closed and her titties down.
Dude, your dumpling bowl cut looks amazing! It suits your face shape well, too.
by Urbanskaterboi May 29, 2018
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You are deeply in love with Will Byers bowl cut hair and you think it looks like a silk blanket
Ella:Omg i am so attracted to Will Byers bowl cut hair
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rice bowl cut

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An asian with a hair cut that looks like if you flipped it upside down, you could eat rice out of it.
That lady from Thailand on the Wendy Williams show had such a nice rice bowl cut!
by Trelvis November 22, 2010
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pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.
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Cynthia: Tom, did you see that group of little Amish boys with bowl cuts?
Tom: Yeah, their poorly executed, money saving bowl cuts are awful. Kids with bowl cuts are as ugly as fuck.
by HateThatMissyGirl May 11, 2015
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A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...
The homosexuals be raving about the Spork Cutlet Bowl.
by Spork Cutlet Bowl November 27, 2019
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