bowers

the epitome of a total piece of shit in life.

tracy dropped out school.
what a piece a shit...she turned out to be a real bowers.

by jeremy345 January 12, 2008

bower

It is an incredibly stupid woman who believes she is much smarter than she really is.

That bower can't do anything right.

by Miguel VIII October 28, 2010

Dane bowers

Dane bowers something thats another level!!

That gig was "dane bowers"

by mattyz August 6, 2012

Bower bird

A female who is in a threesome with two gay guys. She is wanking them off while they are kissing above her.

Last night the boys fully bower birded me!

by Mikarly November 17, 2019

Sheer Bower

sheer bower is the term used when you drink a beer in the shower, specifically when getting ready to go out to a bar, party etc. while your pre-gaming

I'm gonna have a sheer bower while I get ready tonight for the party.

by Rushdown October 30, 2010

tower bower

A person of the Muslum faith who has to pray in the direction of Mecca.

I think the person that moved in next door is a tower bower.

by mrkleen July 6, 2005

Jack Bower

When one jacks off then immedeatly proceeds to take a shower while drinking a beer in the shower. One can do this collection of activities in any order, but the beer must be drank while in the shower. (Jack off + beer in shower= bower)

Example 1
Person 1: So when are you coming over?
Person 2: In a little while. I gotta get me a Jack Bower, take a dump and eat dinner then I'll be over.

Example 2
Person 1: So did you slip her the sausage last night?
Person 2: Na I dumped that dirty dyke and went home to snag a Jack Bower.

by Scotty Tits March 31, 2008