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Bitchass Dang

when a guy is being a huge fucking bitch or fucking up really hard on a continuous basis.
dude Alex almost burned down our kitchen. such a bitchass dang.
by uknowit343 March 14, 2010
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Bitchasitis

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010
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bitchass nigga

a gump, punk in nature, part sissy, and soft as a creampuff. Couldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight.
Where are we going?

To pick up Vaughn and nem'.

Man, I hate rollin' wit' them bitchass niggas.

E'ry time we go out with them some shit go down, and them bitchass niggas always in the way, or got somethin to do wit it. I don't even wanna roll no mo'. Just drop me off up over here on B-Way. Fuck this shit. You keep hangin out with them niggas you gone be a bitchas nigga too Qwan.
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botchain

Three or more guys simultaneously doing each other in the ass
Is that Shakey in the middle of that botchain?
by Botter August 18, 2003
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botchagaloop

Why did she marry that botchagaloop?
by GEN COBRA August 6, 2008
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Bitchacho

It's the female latino gangsta version of "Muchaho" made from combining the words "bitch" and "muchcho". Bitchacho!
Where my bitchachos at!?
by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009
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bitchalong

A girl you bring with you to different occasions but are usually just having sex with. This is different than a guys main hoe.
Guy 1: "Who is Grant coming to the party with?"
Guy 2: "Oh, he's bringing his bitchalong"
by ownagetime March 18, 2008
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