Boon

A stupid moron who will never and has never had a girl friend and spends hiw whole life playing video games. He is also known to run around going "Nerrrrr" or "Jail?". He is also a lazy mofo.

What the hell? What the f**k is Boon doing now, he's such a moron?

by Omble February 26, 2004

Boon

Another word for 'Idiot'

It's common in Texas

"Stevie you are such a Boon."

by Kherington January 17, 2009

Boon

Basically a oakville slang for smoke or cigarette. Everyone uses it in oakville, slowly moving its way towards burlington.

Dude, links me a boon.

Yo, Bro can i have a boon.

Mom, wanna spilt a boon.

by Peter Hasek June 30, 2007

Boon

(!) A derogatory exclamation made to express revulsion or disappointment to a person who's acting like a 14-year old boy.

Person#1: "OMG PLZ!!!!11 HAXX0RZ!! UR SUCH A NOOB!!
Person#2: "Boon."

by Eirik Jakobsen July 18, 2003

boon

Slang from Oakville, Ontario, Canada. A Cigarette.

"Yo man let's go puff a boon!"

"Can I get a boon?"

by Michael Zoccano December 28, 2007

BOON

another word for lady parts

stick it in her boon
that girl has a bucket boon
drop kick that boon

by lankyboy December 20, 2012

Boon

Pulling a 'Boon' is when you show the qualities such as being unnaturally punctual, Massively impatient, asking more questions than a toddler, sniffing more drugs than humanly possible and under the delusion he/she sorts everyone out. They also suffer in finding value in things they don't understand.

Potential 'Booner' A: "Hurry the fuck up i've waited more a minute - I'm gonna leave you here if you don't hurry up. I need to pick up, So how much longer you gonna' be? How much longer?"

Potential 'Booner' B: "Mate, give me some of that... No?... I always sort you out!"

Potential 'Booner' C: "Whats that?... A can opener... what do you need that for?"

by Wish I was Booner November 22, 2011