boomsticks

The leg of an obese person, usually of the female specimen, that is thick with cellulite and bulging. Produces a "boom" sound that shakes the ground when used for walking or even running(running is not recommended as it can serve as a hazard and cause serious damage to the surrounding environment). This condition can be overcome only by using tinas avon cellusculpt gel.

that boombalda has fatty boomsticks. The ground is shaking when she walks.

by umbie March 21, 2004

boomstick

the loving description of ones weapon or in another context as ones throbbing (preferably uncircumsised) member.

"would you like to suck on my boomstick you pretty little thing."

by Rob Nash April 05, 2004

boomstick

a shotgun that fires when the head is impacted. used as protection from sharks by diving. also a dumbass' name for most rifles and shotguns.

a) "I killed that shark in the face with my boomstick"

b) "bubba like boomstick... boomstick make bubba happy in da pants"

by temolate May 17, 2005

boomstick

word used by a hick to describe his shotgun

clem....i gotta go get some ammo for my boomstick.....wanna go to wal mart with me?

sure billy joe

by Bandaid Man February 13, 2005

boomstick

boomstick is a hillbilly way of talking about a shotguns. Shotguns own they are good 4 killin gators kids cows unwanted vistors and da government

cletis get mah boomstick

by nickdawhite guy December 28, 2005

boomstick

A marijuana ciggette. It is a rolling paper wrapped around weed, allowing you to smoke the good shit.

Sonic hit the boomstick......or. Light up that mother fuckin boomstick dog.

by Rob Barrett August 23, 2005

fatty boomsticks

Orginin - South African
Derived from a childrens' song designed to tease fat people tilted "Hey Fatty Boomsticks".
Lyrics - 'Hey Fatty boomsticks...sweet sugar dumplings...just because you're so big and fat...don't think I'm afraid of that....hey fatty boomsticks....sweet sugar dumplings....
Believed to reference the size of the legs of the fat person (their sticks). Which make a boom boom sound each time they take a step - thus fatty boom sticks

Hey, fatty boomsticks, out the way, you're blocking the light (sun).

We better all get some food before boomsticks gets here or there won't be any left.

Heffer,Two-ton Tessa,tidechanger,boom boom,tons of fun

by fuhnboy2 March 27, 2009