boffus

1. Exclamation, meaning literally "I have found it", see wordeureka/word
2. Slang term for two people, usually one referring to the other
Origin is wordPedro-speak/word, local dialect orginating in San Pedro, California, and practiced by Mike Watt, among others

1. Where is that chow? Boffus!"
2. "Get your dumb ass over here!"
"Boffus?"

by boffus July 16, 2003

Boofdad

A sexual predator whose preferred victim are 20 year old manchilds; people with no real life friends, social life and/or job who still live with their parents whom either don't support or are kept in the dark of their mental illnesses (i.e believing and behaving as if they were an animal, sexualizing animals, etc.). The Boofdad will approach it's victims by pretending to be the supportive parental figure the victim lacks, feigning understanding and approval of their mental deviations. He will groom it's victims for a while (referring to them as Boofsons, Boofdaughters and nBoofers to make them all feel accepted and included) before making it's move and sending unsolicited nude pictures to test the response of his victim. Should the victim reply negatively, the Boofdad would simply excuse himself as "being too drunk" or "accidentally sending the nudes to the wrong person due to his big boof paws" before cutting said victim off from all his networks to avoid being exposed to his other "Boofsons".

- "Oh, man, Werethrope sent me a nude again"
- "He must be drunk. He is such a Boofdad"

by sebasdiablo69 May 27, 2021

Gutter Boof

The worst weed you'll ever smoke, that was probably stored in a gutter by the local crackhead and randomly found and smoked. Gutter Boof is always brown and improperly trimmed and tastes like ash. Gutter Boof is 10 times more trash than the absolute worst reggie you can find.

Term was started by @fgj_private

"Ay John can i get an eighth?"

"Sure no problem that'll be $35."

"Ok homie, it just better not be Gutter Boof."

"Nah never."

by Kénji Lescara August 15, 2019

Boof as fuck

I don’t know what it means but, it sounds whack as hell.......wait a minute........that’s what it means!

Guy 1:Did you hear that Snoop Dogg turned down a blunt?
Guy 2: That shit is Boof as fuck!

by The Angry Starfish October 27, 2020

Boobus Americanus

Complacent, lazy & stupid US citizen who votes for politicians based upon information proffered by government shills in the mainstream media, or for other vacuous reasons. This dolt not only doesn't understand the concept of "limited government", but has never read The Constitution nor The Bill of Rights. He also believes his vote counts and that politicians are honest.

Boobus Americanus Example 1:
"I'm voting for Obama because I'm tired of old, white guys". (Yep, skin color is important!)
Boobus Americanus Example 2:
"I'm voting for McCain because he's the lesser of two evils". (Akin to choosing shoplifting over bank robbery.)

by GovernmentSucks June 28, 2009

boofer-call

-a more organized booty call with a boofer

Yo, its 3am, im getting a boofer-call from Calla

by jake2709 January 30, 2009

boofenschmirtz

When you get to the point in life when you have become like Dr. Doofenschmirtz being an empty shell of evil and loneliness but you're also a stoner.

Man that guy is such a Boofenschmirtz.

Lowkey feel bad that mf warped into a Boofenschmirtz after the breakup.

by Tabvers June 9, 2019