A Balumptious Baby Burger is a burger which can be ordered of the secret menu in ANY in and out burger place, ordering this burger will guarantee immortality and a free copy of Fortnite. The Balumptious Baby Burger can only be ordered by a obese sassy black woman heavier than 200 - 300 lbs.
Sassy black woman: Can I get the special if you know what I mean?
Cashier: Excuse me, am not sure what your talking about?
Sassy black woman: Bescuse me?, I want the Balumptious Baby Burger you fool
Cashier: *Dies from carbon dioxide poisoning*
Cashier: Excuse me, am not sure what your talking about?
Sassy black woman: Bescuse me?, I want the Balumptious Baby Burger you fool
Cashier: *Dies from carbon dioxide poisoning*
by Balumptious Baby Burger September 16, 2018
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John: Damn bro that shit bouncing, shits mad bodumptious!
Joey: Thanks my g, I been doing my squats.
John: Yea I can tell, i guess you been eating good too.
Or
*Girl walks past John and Joey*
Joey: Bro... she could sit on my face, that ass was bodumptious.
John: Bro facts she could suffocate... i mean have a nice dinner with me.
Joey: Nah but deadass, she could end my bloodline with that bodumptious booty.
John: Damn bro that shit bouncing, shits mad bodumptious!
Joey: Thanks my g, I been doing my squats.
John: Yea I can tell, i guess you been eating good too.
Or
*Girl walks past John and Joey*
Joey: Bro... she could sit on my face, that ass was bodumptious.
John: Bro facts she could suffocate... i mean have a nice dinner with me.
Joey: Nah but deadass, she could end my bloodline with that bodumptious booty.
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