Bologna

It’s not fucking real and you shouldn’t believe it don’t just believe what the government is telling about things like “bologna” or “Wyoming” or “birds” they’re all fake and if you think you’ve seen any of these things the government probably put a chip in your brain

*appocalypse ish setting*
Person 1: I had some bologna today
Person 2: ya I bet you did haha *shoots person 1 directly in the head*

by Saggyvirgin October 15, 2020

Bologna

The most delicious high class, healthiest, protein filled, melt in your mouth delicacy, originally found in Italy.

Homieeeee...have you tried bologna lately? It's really helping me get those gains.

Or
This is fucking bologna!

by Daddynat January 7, 2021

bologna

a word that's spelling makes zero sense it's spelling is a bunch of bologna

bologna's spelling is a bunch of bologna

by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023

Bologna ponymen

Bologna ponymen dress like cowboy Mount each other off into the mountains when jerking get hard

Is bologna ponymen so hard

by Kingofdick June 18, 2019

bologna tugboat

An awesome insult that was originated on the final TV episode of the Trailer Park Boys. The line was directed at Phil Collins, an overweight supporting character who, in the context of this episode, was furious at being denied a chance to consume a tenth bologna sandwich. Phil, whose appearance has been described as resembling a human house, was given a whole block of bologna, which he was seen cuddling the next day when he awoke from an inebriated state.

I think it's time to lay off the sandwiches for awhile, ya fuckin' bologna tugboat!

by Greasy-Looking Canadian February 4, 2012

bologna bowl

A tasty microwave treat consisting of bologna, eggs and cheese
or a deformed uncircumcised penis.

Did you hear about the guy Jenn was with? I heard he had a bologna bowl.

by #bolognabowl October 17, 2018

bologna winged ham sandwich

Pussy lips. Term used to describe a large labia. Usually associated with a swollen clit. Many women are born with this feature. A very common condition among European women. Word derived from its resemblance to cut Fried Bologna, which is an urban ghetto treat for poor households who cant afford other types of meat. Ham Sandwich from its resemblance to both types of meat sticking out of a bun.

Chrissy had huge pussy lips, that resembled a bologna winged ham sandwich.

by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004