Bringing a Knife to a Threesome

Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.

Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."

The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.

"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".

"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".

"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"

by Stellababe June 8, 2013

Boeinging

When a product, typically a complex one like an airplane or an iPhone, becomes completely inoperable as a result of a defective battery.

My old iPhone 3GS did not take Apple's recent earnings report well and decided it would Boeinging for no apparent reason, sparing the entire device any future disappointment. I'm pretty sure we could have talked things out, oh well.

by JAYO January 25, 2013

Boinking

Boinking

Boinking the sound a pogo stick makes when in use.

Boinking can also be a vulgar term for having casual sex with someone.

Oh they're not committed, they're just boinking(having sex).

by Merci Merc January 17, 2013

Binging and Purging

Binging - eating lots of food quickly in a short period of time

Purging - vomiting, laxative abuse, excessive exercise, or fasting

John: I didn't see you after dinner.

Mary: I was fininshed binging at dinner, so I was purging.

John: You were binging and purging?!

by itschinox February 22, 2011

fart bonging

Huffing ass gas from a tube.

Really now, the term should have been self-explanatory....

by Havoq May 8, 2005

blinging

adj: 1. flashy, ostentatious, attratcing attention. 2. to become erect sexually

1. Chico was blinging when he stolled up in the club last night.
2. Chico's yummy-doodle was blinging when I was dancing w/ him at the club last night.

by Dee November 11, 2003

Bringing the lemon

Inviting or allowing a loser or otherwise social reject to join your group. It usually occurs when an otherwise cool person allows an uncool person to tag along.

Hey, there's Jake, but why is Sam with him?

Oh, Jake's bringing the lemon again.

by SnowDude5487222 October 14, 2010