bocked

1. To have been unknowingly volunteered or committed to a task or job that is not feasible.

2. To accomplish a major task only to have someone else take the credit.

3. Having the feeling that you have been violated by a sycophant.

1. I was "bocked" into redesigning the entire user database because someone wanted the columns named "prettier".

2. I worked an entire year on a project that made $8,000,000,000 only to be "bocked" by that suck-up who promptly received a bonus for the work "he" did.

3. After being "bocked" by nut-breath, I felt the need to take a long shower.

by Yul June 5, 2003

bocked

Taking any problem and blowing it up into a crisis level event. defbock

The customer was a little worried about our schedule, then John came in and bocked up our proposed solution. Now everyone is in a panic.

by Steve June 5, 2003

Bocking

The friendlier version of f**king, used when in the prescence of elders, or young children.

"Edgar put Jimmy down you BOCKING IDIOT!"

by .The amazing Mairi. December 11, 2008

Bock Bock

Trying to get a couple bocks...

Bock bock for a taco?

by Colonel Harland David Sanders March 8, 2022

Bocking

Butt Docking

The act of docking assholes together instead of penises

Dude bro, I'm so tired of regular docking. Let's smash our assholes together tonight...

I wanna start Bocking

by boofaholic October 27, 2016

Bocks

The bastardisation of 'box', a common term for a standard ATX computer case.

j00 leet mofo and j0r l33t bocks.

by CyraKrin October 15, 2003

bock

a penis. not just any old penis oh no! bocks can erect downward. yup. wierd. bocks are basically penises that arnt quite where they should be. like well, basically a back cock. inserted into an anus bagash to recreate backward sex.bexx. could be used as a comical insult.

person 1: i forgot my wallet
person 2:'u sweaty bock!'

by Kai Jones February 18, 2008