bertation

When someone messes up a sentence beyond recognition.

Well a very very heavay - uh - heaveh bertation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet

by Thedarison March 7, 2011

bertation

Bertation is a resulting pattern of speech from a stroke victim or a person with a traumatic head injury. The speech is characterized by words and sentences which either make no sense or aren't words at all.

Example would be the report given by sereen branson at the 2011 grammies. She invented the word bertation during her speech malfunction reportedly caused by a "complex migraine"

by johnnybaaad March 6, 2011

Bertation

Very he-vay. As coined by Serene Branson of CBS Channel 2 News.

Well a very, very heavy- uh- heavy- divi- bertation tonight. We had a very deras- derason. By- let’s go ahe- teras- tazin- lshtbdt- hedapet.

by Bryanplayspiano March 2, 2011

blirtatious

People high in blirtatiousness talk much and speak very quickly, whereas people who are low in blirtatiousness are more restrained in their speaking style, are slower talkers, and take longer to respond verbally.

Becoming more blirtatious makes self-presentations less effectively managed.

by Utin November 20, 2011

Bloatation marks

Streaks of poo stains on white underwear, also known as skid marks, but in this instance occurring as a result of farting.

Man 1: bro what's going on? why does your house smell like bleach?

Man 2: I met this great chick and tonight's our third date. I'm trying to get rid of the bloatation marks on my underwear in case I get lucky tonight.

Man 1: Dude you gotta cut out those refried beans.

by Wpprsnppr November 10, 2013

burtation

When someone starts speaking then descends into gibberish. The first burtation took place during Serene Bransons live coverage of the 53rd Grammy Awards in February, 2011

Well, a very very heavy, uh, heavy du-- burtation tonight... we had a very der-- derrison bight... let's go ahead teritizing those poola bit, the had buh pat.
-Serene Branson

I tried to ask Alice out on a date but I was drunk and nervous so my proposal became a total burtation.

Some rambling homeless man tried to sell me drugs I think but I'm not sure because he was having a burtation.

by derpopolis March 2, 2011

Bertation

Going Full Derp or generally just failing to engage your brain before speaking.

Serene Branson had a Very Heavy Bertation tonight.

by AKA4 March 2, 2011