Blonde

A stripper or stripper-in-training.

That blonde just gave me a lapdance and asked me for a ride home.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Blonde

girls that act stupid even if they dont have blonde hair have no common sense...has nothing to do with grade point average or how well they do in school

a girl taht trips and falls quite often and doesnt stay with or understand any words bigger than pronunciation

by Paul March 5, 2003

Blonde

a girl- ditzy, stupid, forgetful, annoying, thinks shes better than everyone

myself

by kelby March 5, 2003

Blonde

A Blonde is a person who creates urban dictionary definitions about how despite the misconceptions, Blondes really aren't dumb and ditzy

*Me reading urbandictionary definition of "blonde"*

"Blondes are NOT dumb, blondes can be just as smart and intelligent as brunettes. It can be hurtful to blondes when people assume they are dumb, blonde is a hair color, not a personality trait. Blondes are people too, they have feelings too and get offended when people assume they are dumb."

Me: This definition was definitely written by a Blonde.
Friend: Absolutely, total Blonde move

by YourMotherTribeck May 29, 2013

Blonde

A person who acts really stupid even if they aren't necessarily. Also associated with forgetfulness, ditzy, and bouncy. Can laugh excessively

Jen, you're being such a blonde today!

Jen: hehe, I know! heheheheh!

by megan February 15, 2004

Blonde

A gurl that is funny and crazy as well from all the people that make fun of them.

Hey I'm a blonde to!!! But it's really fun to be one. Hehehe

by Amanda March 22, 2003

Blonde

a hair color. really that's it. not quite dumb but generally called a ditz. but not all blondes are. it's just a steriotype that people need to get over.

a girl that has RED hair runs across the street when she is not sapposed to and narrowly escapes getting nailed by a car.

my mother: she must dye her hair.
(saying she must naturally be a blonde)

by shawty royal June 18, 2008