Bean bloke 

An odd type of fellow who often poses with orange hair and has a beanish aroma. Their heads are often 'bean' shaped and with this comes significant advantages in the realm of bean cooking, tasting and philosophy. Many often work for the head beanist (currently Sean Bean) who is the leader of the Beanism movement.

"Oi bruv! That Anthony fella is meant to be a bean bloke!" exclaimed Timothy.

"Blooming heck matey! I believe you are right!?" cried Frederick.

"We should be cautious around that porbis, that's for sure." replied Timothy

Bean bloke by Bean_man!11 February 11, 2023

Sweet Bloke

A phrase to describe someone who is acting in a sleazy way such that the female thinks he is being nice whereas the males see through the act and see it as sleazy. Australian slang often used by country bogans.

Ronny: (chatting up a mates mum) : Hey Mrs Jones hows your weekend been? :) You should come out with us tonight ;)

Ronny's Mates: Check out ronny the sweet bloke!

Sweet Bloke by ollie12345 September 28, 2006

sweet bloke

A phrase to describe someone who is acting in a sleazy way such that the female thinks he is being nice whereas the males see through the act and see it as sleazy

Ronny: (chatting up a mates mum) : Hey Mrs Jones hows your weekend been? :) You should come out with us tonight ;)

Ronny's Mates: Check out ronny the sweet bloke!

sweet bloke by ollie88 September 22, 2008

bloke 

British Word for a dude and guy.

Look at that well proper bloke over there .

bloke by Ellev December 16, 2006

Good Bloke 

When a moderator of an Australian Rules Football Forum use his authority to ensure a good result for everyone involved.

Gees that Starburns_ fella is a good bloke

Good Bloke by Craffles December 30, 2016

loaf of bloke

A scary ass piece of bread that's in a kids show about god. Oh course the Internet didn't let this slide so now the piece of bread is a satanic loafer.

Did you see that video of loaf of bloke fuckin SCARY man.

loaf of bloke by Lillysilva653 May 3, 2017

Bloke Day

The day that all the blokes celebrate being a bloke and do things that blokes do. Usually involves partying. Occurs every wednesday.

Chris: HAPPY HAPPY BLOKE DAY!
Bloke1: Why thank ya bloke!

Bloke Day by hhbd January 28, 2009