Plaxident 

Accidentally inflecting pain on ones self which may result in jail time.

Tim: Rafi how did you did get that knife stuck in your thigh?
Rafi: It was a plaxident bro.

Plaxident by schme09 January 13, 2012

Blaiden 

Blaiden is cute, can accomplish anything for anyone, never tells a lie and is stubborn. He will do anything for his bros and fam and pulls all-nighters with his crew. He also is the popular unpopular kid with two best friends that never let him down and will stick with him forever. He is really smart but he asks for help for clarification. He always thinks out of the box but doesn’t over think it.

“ My dad named his kid Blaiden because of the way he acts”

Blaiden by VanishOptix December 14, 2019

Blaccident 

Giving birth to a black child or making a mistake when you are black

Otis gave birth to a black child!

Oh no, it seems he has made a blaccident

Blaccident by My little pony fleshlight December 4, 2022

Blaccident 

When you accidently speak black out of no where.

Axel: Me and my blicky finna do a lil sum
Felix: Did you just have a little blaccident??

Blaccident by the bleacher May 26, 2023

Brexident 

Any self injury resulting from an act of staggering dumbfuckery

There was a terrible Brexident, someone tried to juggle porcupines blindfolded

Brexident by Bonkulatus October 10, 2023

Blaccident 

When a person gets too dark of a tan and looks african-american

"Looks like we've had another blaccident."
"Thats the third time this week! We can't keep giving away free tans because we keep messing up."

Blaccident by Mike Dave 3 June 12, 2024