Awkward Blastoise

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009

Blastoise King

Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.

You are SO Blastoise king!

by Blastoise King April 19, 2006

Blastoise, it's party time

The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).

You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!

by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

Blastoise

Well, It's when your cum overloads and makes triplets in a bitch.

I accidentally Blastoised in my new bitch!

by Avery Fucking Price May 22, 2018

Blastoising

Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk

I heard Jenny and Keith were blastoising yesterday

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Blastoising

when you jizz in a woman and scream “Blastoise, use hydro pump!” while you shove a hose into her and turn it to full power

I’m gonna be blastoising my girlfriend tonight

by Jess223 April 16, 2024

Blastoise

When you are having sex with a female, and she is about to orgasm get a hose or two and squirt it into her vagina and ass and scream "Blastoise use hydrocannon!!"

I was gonna give that Bitch a Blastoise but she didn't want a hose in the bedroom

by denser then you March 5, 2019