When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.
While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.
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Get the Blastoise, it's party time mug.To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.
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“Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”
“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”
“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”
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I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.
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