bird's nest

The group of tangled wires behind your home entertainment system about to start a fire and blow up your whole freakin home.
My my Joe, you've got a mighty big bird's nest!
by MeGn November 02, 2003
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bird nest

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing them in someones mouth. The pubes act as a recepticle for a delicious poo that will be deposited quickfast.
I gave that bitch a bird nest from here to Nasty New Brunswick.
by Jip! April 01, 2006
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bird's nest

"So, he slammed him in the bird's nest and did a legger."
by Digital Shaman December 20, 2003
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Bird Nesting

Concept in which only either father or mother take turns to stay and live at home (never both) for a period of time with the children usually during a period of seperation.

Thus the children still get to see both parents as though they still live in the house as against divorce when the man most time completely moves out of the house.
Jane: So have you divorced Stephen?
Sally: No, We are currently Bird Nesting.
by Chijioke August 13, 2010
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bird's nest

The hairy and untamed pubic area of a male that specifically alludes to the testicles and the penis (two eggs and a bird).
Dude, no chick is ever gonna give you a blow job until you trim that nasty bird's nest!
by demonsentcrooks July 26, 2008
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Bird Nesting

When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.
"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."

"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"
by ElGato212 June 01, 2019
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Bird's nest soup

A lapful of vomit deposited by a drunken fellatrix.
"That bitch was so hammered, she me gave a bird's nest soup after I tickled her tonsils."
by Lou Al Fiender November 17, 2006
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