billy mays

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by Floppers16 January 19, 2010

Billy Mays it

It is the act of reapeating a given word or sentence enough that someone tells the person reapeating said word or sentence to be quiet or the said person is exiled from the conversation.

Jim- "dude ted is starting to get on my nerves."
Jeff- "i know what you mean, ill tell a joke and he will just Billy Mays it."
Jim- "sucks dude, lets not invite him next time."

by SuctionParrot April 1, 2009

billy mays

he died

billy mays had a beard

by my fingers hurt June 28, 2009

The Billy Mays

When you are having sex and the man is ready to cum. He pulls out, cums a little then grips his penis to stop and then shouts"ohh wait there's more!!" And finishes cumming.

"Bro check it I was with this girl last night...gave her the billy mays..ohh bro she never saw that coming!"

by K. Skellington November 21, 2020

billy mays

1) A constantly coked up spokesperson for the worlds shittiest products.
2) A name for mentally retarded babies born with both a penis and a vagina.

1) I can use oxyclean, orange glow, and kaboom to clean up the mess I made after I murdered billy mays with a shamwow.
2) Dude, if Rosie O'donnell ever got pregnant, the baby would definitely be a billy mays.

by Richard Pancreas December 23, 2008

billy mays

(v) a death resulting in untreated head trauma,
(adj) a term used to describe such a death

Hey did you hear that Claude went out Billy Mays after one of the kids in stage crew dropped a stage prop on his head from the cat walk?!

Oh man, can you beleive Lisa pulled a Billy Mays?! We all told her to get it checked out...

by jeantwohawks September 14, 2009

Billy Mays poop

When you take a poop and think you're finished, but your body's like "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE," similar to a Billy Mays infomercial.

Sometimes may manifest as a poop lasagna.

Person A: "You were in there for like 20 minutes and it reeks!"
Person B:"Sorry, I had a Billy Mays poop."
Person A: "Damn, those are the worst."

by thepoopster August 21, 2013