I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Big Gay Bear

A homosexual man who is hairy. He looks "butch" but when he talks, purses fly out of his mouth.

Oh Mary! Look at that Big Gay Bear that just walked in the door. Nice pooper cushion on that hunk!

by woofmary January 29, 2005

Big Boy Bear Blast

Noun: The act of taking a massive dump.

Baby bacon: wow did you see that big boy bear blast he left in the bathroom

Big Daddy: Ya dude that was gross

by Trn421 August 30, 2013

Big Gay Bear

When someone is being a general tit, or a cock.

Jonni u big gay bear, shut the fuck up!

by Kieran 'the legend' Morris December 28, 2005

Big Gay Bear

A large animal, member of the family ursidae. This type is especially large, and generally homosexual.

hehe

When Winnie the Pooh grows up he'll be a big gay bear.

by Legolas_is_a_goat_PJO1738 February 10, 2017

Big Gay Bear

The name given to those who are too cool for school. They possess bear like qualities - big, royal, handsome etc

"Ben, your such a Big Gay Bear - dude, i want to be like you"

by Ben - the original Big Gay Bear January 27, 2005

Kherse Gonde (Big Ass Bear)

A pejorative used by Iranian parents (specially Iranian fathers) to condescend their young sons (typically between 8 to 15 years old) that implies uselessness and lack of responsibility and mobility. It also insinuates a big physique (fat shaming of some sorts).

Even the most gallant and qualified young males are victimized in such fashion because there is no real judgment and assessment behind its utterance and merely arises when parents are frustrated and enraged due to other aspects of life which are totally irrelevant to the poor child.
In English it somewhat translates to "Big Ass Bear".

Mom: "Shall we buy Benyamin some Pofak on the way home?"
Dad: "I don't buy shit for this Kherse Gonde (Big Ass Bear). He better move out as soon or I'd beat his ass."

by BenTornado February 28, 2022