Beforemath

The time leading up to a catasrophic event.

The beforemath of the BP oil spill gave us many clues that this disaster was eminent.

by The Amalamps June 23, 2010

Belfast Handshake

Noun: Euphemism for a cock-punch.

Origin: Derived from "Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching?" Statshot in the Onion, February 6, 2002, where Bono, of the Dublin band U2, was listed at #1.

Did you hear what Jay said about Dan's new house?

Yeah, he may have earned himself a Belfast Handshake.

by Felix00 June 11, 2009

Belcourt

Small town in North Dakota. Home to Turtle Mountain Band of Chippewas. (Reservation.) Known for Belcourts parties, being crazy as heck & a good time.

C'mon babe! Let's go to belcourt, we can go party with the Chippewas at Betty's!

by Biggirl1087 April 6, 2017

Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

That feeling when you can't sleep the night before the first day of school

Guy 1: ugh i can't fall asleep and its 12:20

Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

by Redsoxsuck04 August 6, 2014

bedford nh

A stereotypical rich ass white town in southern New Hampshire

Bedford NH? That bitch town full of money? Ya, I'm from there

by BHShuman March 28, 2015

Kill it Before it Lays Eggs

A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "lays eggs."

*watches "E.T. (Cover) Katy Perry..." on YouTube*
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

by DameonDice September 18, 2012

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?

Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob

by Tech581 September 23, 2009