beetlejuice breath 

Nasty deathbreath worse than your average oralsex tacostand morningbreath, bad enough to wilt a cobra and file for divorce.

Her beetlejuice breath lingered on my weiner for a week after she gave me head.

beetlejuice breath by StarTreader November 30, 2015

BeetleJuice Vacation

A BeetleJuice vacation is a vacation where your plans involve staying home and improving your house. Hopefully, unlike the Maitlands, you won't drive over the edge of a covered bridge.

Wow, you're so lucky to have off next week.
Yeah, but I'm so poor I'm just going to take a BeetleJuice vacation.

BeetleJuice Vacation by BillyClubOrgan May 28, 2010

beetlejuice 

To mention someone who you haven't seen in a while. Particularly someone you(and others) don't wish to see.

First girl: "I haven't seen crazy crack-y Jackie in a while."

Second Girl: "SSSSSSHHHHHH.. Don't beetlejuice, her, I don't want her showing up here!!!"

beetlejuice by hairjedi June 18, 2008

beetlejuice 

a cracked out midget with the most messed up teeth ever. goatizzles role model

beet with friends and a stripper for two bucks!

beetlejuice by bo/krunk October 5, 2003

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 

Noun •

cursed 👀

If you want to curse yourself, this is a good way to do it 🚾☝

Follow these three steps to find out how to curse:

• Say Beetlejuice 3 times
• Make sure you are armed
• Tell Beetlejuice to murder the laws of physics

Follow these simple steps and you can

"Hey you got any ######? No? Ah, no problem. beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice! OH crud there he is! oh no. Why you unbuckling your belt??"

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice by McYum May 16, 2021

Beetlejuice 

The current useless mayor of Chicago (aka Chiraq) itself a city in C(r) ook County Illinois (Killinois). Like most demo(n) crat (demonrat) mayors, is incredibly incompetent and deflects all of their leadership failures on others, as the crime rate increases and people leave Chiraq in record numbers.

Man, Beetlejuice makes Rahm Emmanuel look like a great mayor, and he was a 🤡!

Beetlejuice by Lou Sainis June 29, 2021

the beetlejuice 

To summon ones presence by saying their name three times.

I miss you, I wish I could do the beetlejuice.

the beetlejuice by Echoremains October 15, 2019