beesing

(v.) Putting chapstick on your eyelids for the awesome tingling feeling it gives, particularly Burt's Bees. For a more intense experience, experienced beesers import Tiger Balm. Particularly fun when drunk or high.

- Dude my eyelids are soooo tingly its awesome.
- Are you beesing?
- Fucking right I am

by glowwwwwwww March 17, 2013

Bestie Playa

A person that collects a whole slew of Besties, instead of just having one.

David is a Bestie Playa. First it was Joli, then Igrid, now Blackhawk.

by david_playa May 8, 2013

bestie

random stranger on internet

@tiredmehjabin: (g)i-dle is the best gg of 4th gen
@swiftsvelvet: period bestie!!

by shutthefuckuppri February 27, 2021

Bestie westie

The girl that would always be for you every time u need her; your bestie, ur ride or die ❤

aww u my bestie westie

by Yafavgurlll May 31, 2018

Bestie

Bestie. Best{ee}:
Term for Best Friend! One who is always by your side, who never ditches you, and who would take a bullet for you. This term is not to be mistaken for beastie which means something entirely different.

Julia is my bestie.

Steve: Who you hanging out with tonight Carl?

Carl: MY BESTIE!

by B-tothe-J October 2, 2010

crypto-bestiality

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses

1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!

by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality

man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."

by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010