by meat_rasin_lmao February 12, 2017
Get the Beef Jerkymug. a) A form of ridicule regarding the obesity of a certain individual.
b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.
b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.
a) "That ain't no beer gut. That's pure Beef Jerky."
b) "I think I've lost my watch in your Beef Jerky."
b) "I think I've lost my watch in your Beef Jerky."
by Gavyn August 24, 2004
Get the Beef Jerkymug. a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery
pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?
pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009
Get the beef jerky in a dressmug. Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock
"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."
by freezerbee August 1, 2019
Get the Beef jerky in the morningmug. by Tom 123422 May 7, 2020
Get the Ranch with a side of beef jerkymug. 1. shut up
This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.
This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.
guy: Buy high sell low.
girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.
girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.
by Boo Sadley February 23, 2021
Get the skin your beef jerkymug.