Bedwars

Bedwars is a strategic game mostly played on Minecraft servers such as Hypixel. In the game, each team has its own island and there is a bed on the island. The players have to try to defend it from destruction by blocks that they can buy in the item shop. If the bed is destroyed, the players in the team can not respawn. In the player's own islands, there is a 'hole-in-the-wall', four-by-four block place called a forge. The forge can give the players gold and iron, which can be spent in the item shop. There are also diamond islands and an emerald island that is frequently called 'spawn' or 'mid'. The players can collect diamonds or emeralds at these islands. Emeralds allow the player to upgrade their own items while diamonds allow the player to upgrade stuff for their team, especially their forge. The objective of this game is to ultimately survive. Bedwars can be played with different amounts of people and teams (please check with your server).

Bedwars is the best minigame in Minecraft!

SYSTEM: Green bed has been destroyed.
GREEN PLAYER 1: How in the world do you defend the bed!?
GREEN PLAYER 2: I wasn't on the island! I was at diamonds and PLAYER 3 was at mid with you!
GREEN PLAYER 3: I heard him e-pearl but when I got there the bed was already destroyed.
GREEN PLAYER 1: Are you all noobs?
SYSTEM: Yellow bed has been destroyed.
GREEN PLAYER 1: Serves them right MWAHAHAHAHA!
GREEN PLAYER 3: You destroyed their bed! :) yay

by DallytheDuck January 2, 2020

bedwetters

softcocks

Every time someone talks about raising speed limits, the bedwetters come out of the woodwork crying and wringing their hands about the carnage that will happen, but It never does.

by Shikoku Honshu June 8, 2015

Bedmatics

This is a term use on people who are extremely knowledgeable in the art of sex.

John: Dude, that girl's got a degree in bedmatics! Best sex of my life.

by Doorways June 4, 2015

bedwetter

A person who should wear a diaper before falling asleep.

That bedwetter would stop wetting the bed if he started wearing diapers before falling asleep.

by HierophantNexus January 22, 2007

roblox bedwars hater

your a really cool person thats all

john :hey other guy other guy: oh hey john: wanna play roblox bed wars? other guy: no im a roblox bedwars hater other guys dad hello my child i have returned

by yourslimeyentertainer April 1, 2022

bedwater

Used to stay cool year-round, bed water is water that is spread throughout the entirety of one's sleeping surface. The evaporation from the water keeps the sleeper close to hypothermia for multiple hours.

Wow, this bed is soaked! I slightly overdid it with the bedwater tonight.

by eggwerd January 2, 2017

polish bedwarmer

A fart after a large variety of kolbassa that happens while you ae sleeping in bed

YAWNNNNNNNNN what time is it brrrrrrrrrrr oh god oh gooood not a polish bedwarmer.

by lokis little helper August 25, 2011