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Beaverton, Michigan

a small hick town with small-minded, mean people. there is never anything to do because it literally has two gas stations, three dollar stores for all the cheap people that live there, and one family owned diner. the little tiny lake there is polluted with human feces and all the kids that go to Beaverton High School wear the same boring, name-brand shit. the guys there are complete dicks while the girls tend to be complete whores.
wow this town is little and looks like crap, must be Beaverton, Michigan.
by callmename September 1, 2012
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Beaverloop is a womans vagina
I love to eat a chicks beaverloop
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The study of Beavers
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Beaver on meth known to stalk other beavers.
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When someone puts honey or lub on their dick and rub it against something like a bear scratching is back against a tree.
I gave myself a BearJob against the fridge this morning.
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Beaverton, Michigan

A small town in the state of Michigan. It was named by Cananadins, which is what some people call Canadians. It has a lake and a Subway. Unlike another hater comment, We do not dump our fecies in the lake.
by Jboby January 7, 2013
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Beaverton High School

Straight up one of the best high schools in Beaverton. We may not be the richest or have the best building but the people are amazing and our spirit is off the charts. If you're thinking about transferring here do it you wont regret it.
Southridge dude: I've noticed a lot of the guys around here are rich pricks, I've got a lot of friends at Beaverton high school though, I might just transfer there.

Beaverton bro: Do it man you'll like it here unless you're a rich prick then we don't want you.
by bigcat22 July 3, 2011
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