beetlejuice

a cracked out midget with the most messed up teeth ever. goatizzles role model

beet with friends and a stripper for two bucks!

by bo/krunk October 5, 2003

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Noun •

cursed 👀

If you want to curse yourself, this is a good way to do it 🚾☝

Follow these three steps to find out how to curse:

• Say Beetlejuice 3 times
• Make sure you are armed
• Tell Beetlejuice to murder the laws of physics

Follow these simple steps and you can

"Hey you got any ######? No? Ah, no problem. beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice! OH crud there he is! oh no. Why you unbuckling your belt??"

by McYum May 16, 2021

keatlejuice

A nickname for the movie version of beetlejuice / Michael KEATons beetlejuice

“What’s your favourite version of beetlejuice?”

“Keatlejuice!”

by Ktlhsbde September 18, 2020

Beetlejuicing

A couple engaging in lewd fondling in a public venue.

"So the plan is to start Beetlejuicing near the end of the meal, so staff will boot us out of the restaurant before we get the bill."

by MarkAntonySPQR September 17, 2023

Beetlejuice

The current useless mayor of Chicago (aka Chiraq) itself a city in C(r) ook County Illinois (Killinois). Like most demo(n) crat (demonrat) mayors, is incredibly incompetent and deflects all of their leadership failures on others, as the crime rate increases and people leave Chiraq in record numbers.

Man, Beetlejuice makes Rahm Emmanuel look like a great mayor, and he was a 🤡!

by Lou Sainis June 29, 2021

the beetlejuice

To summon ones presence by saying their name three times.

I miss you, I wish I could do the beetlejuice.

by Echoremains October 15, 2019

beetlejuice

2008 Grammy/Oscar winner. A retarded midget known from his appearances on the Howard Stern show.
Would be a millionaire rap star today if only he could hustle crack out of some girl's panties. Also see "Ja Rule" and "50 Cent".

Beetlejuice, get out there sell some rocks. You gonna be a big star man. You kick all their asses man!

by Wigga May 13, 2003