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Boochie Barnacles

Boochie is like coochie, but for men; I presume. I barnacles must be pimples - like a simple dimple.
"Bruh this bitch has the phattest boochie barnacles I ever did see. They better check it out."
by bestdadevrr September 13, 2021
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Boochie barnacles

Boochie barnacles are barnacles you get on your boochie
“I was thinking about asking Beth out.”
“Bro didn’t you hear? She has Boochie Barnacles
by Ballzinyojaws September 16, 2021
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barnacles

Weird growths, genital warts, skin tags, mulluscum, or other STD particles that occur with skin to skin contact usually pertaining to the areas not protected by a condom.
Even with protected sex it takes time for the barnacles to start to grow.

Chick: "You know that guy is packing hamburger meat with barnacles."

Chick 2: "He and his barnacles can keep their distance."
by sexylady111 September 27, 2012
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Beardless Jesus

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.
Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!
by jjamiie March 6, 2011
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bedacles

Slang word for testicles or balls, derived from the name of the greek god of the scrotum, Bedacles,(the god's name is pronounced bed-a-klees...the slang pronunciation is below.)
"You've got some set of bedacles, Bill!"
by Pol August 11, 2003
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Beardicle

The hair follicles on a male human's chin where the beard hairs grow in.
This helmet's chin guard is pushing my beardicles in.
by agmatt13 November 3, 2010
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Barnacles

The little fucking evil ass demons of the sea. They look like teeth with shells and they live on poor animals and rocks. If all barnacles were to go extinct then the world would be better off. I swear to fucking God. If I ever find a barnacle somewhere near me, we'll be having a fucking holocaust of the goddamn evil little demon shit heads.
My friend: Hey man, barnacles don't hurt humans.
Me: Fuck you and your bloodline. All barnacles need to be fucking deleted and destroyed. I will literally destroy the oceans to delete barnacles from life itself shit fecking hell I hate the damn toothy fucking shell cunts
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