Bailey Seal

cool guy, makes good friendships, part time goofy goober, likes water and jesus too

"wow he's just such a bailey seal"

by bryant trinh July 13, 2018

bailey sammet

my man forever, and i will love you with all my heart, you are an amazing boy.

i love you bailey sammet.

by SaraBabii112 January 16, 2009

Bailey Seymour

A dumbass with a jew fro and he dates nasty girls.

wooooow, look a Bailey Seymour over there what a jew.

by Bigdickidubz February 9, 2017

Bailey Sarian

a person who ditches someone or a commitment.

person 1: here's the assignment.
person 2: it was due two months ago...
person 1: oh yeah , sorry i wasn't feeling like it.
person 2: ugh, that's so bailey sarian of you.

by razzledazzleandshit July 7, 2021

barley soup

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion.

by Sergio Garcia August 16, 2006

Bailey Slack

The human form of cancer.
When she is added to an environment, it begins to destroy itself. People begin to create reasons to leave, excuses to escape the ensuing destruction of Joy. And all who attended the event, are shunned for a period. A "chemo Bailey away" therapy.

Phil: Yeah, it was awesome till the bailey slack heard about it...
Heather: Gahh! What did you do??
Phil: To save us all from Chemo, we all hid. For 2 hours, we hid.

by globman January 30, 2014

bailey stagl

A girl that most likely thinks the world revolves around her she’s incompetent of a relationship and post sad shit on her story even tho her life is perfect. (Probably used an n word once or twice

“ Oh my gosh stfu, nobody likes you your such a bailey stagl

by Statistical.thot10010 February 11, 2019