baron of suburbia

Someone who always takes but never gives. From Tori Amos' eponymous song.

That girl's a real baron of suburbia!! I helped her so many times and she did nothing in return.

by Sandra Bee September 23, 2005

Baron von Sexatron

A Baron von Sexatron is a remarkable man. Dating back to 1984, the Baron has lived his life full of adventure and is likened to that of Indiana Jones and Bear Grylls. The Baron, although solitary in many ways, also has a rather loving side and is empathic to many a situation. The Baron is loyal and kind and will do almost anything to make others happy. Everyone loves the Baron and he is quick witted in social situations and is guaranteed to be the popular man on the table. The Baron tends to frown upon some social norms and regards rap and sport to be on the same level as a cockroach. However the Baron will only tell this to his loyal subjects whom he can trust. A Baron von Sexatron likes nothing more than to sit back with a beer with a fantastic piece of scenery in front of him. He'll make out that he wants to do this by himself but actually this scenario is much preferred alongside the company if his mate. A Baron von Sexatron is also a beast in the sack.

I once knew a Baron von Sexatron. He was the one that got away. If only I hadn't been so in to yoga.

by Lady Fairy September 9, 2016

Baron Von SheitMire

A Poser who wishes he was in the council of Fourteen Minus Ten but his extreme lack of awesomeness and suppishness got him exiled by Lord Snaffles

BAAARROOON VON SHEEETMIRE sucks eggs

by Lord Snaffles April 8, 2005

Baron from Starbound

Gigachad

person 1 - Baron from Starbound (hit pc game released on July 22, 2016)
person 2 - 😔 *starts playing "Can you feel my heart" by Bring Me the Horizon on a medieval flute*

by starving crazed weasel April 3, 2023

Baron Von Steuben

He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.

random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?

200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!

by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024

scag baron

A scag (heroin) dealer, usu. with substantial power and resources.

We're goin' to Vegas to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry. Why? Because we've known him for years but he ripped us off. And you know what that means...Savage Henry has cashed his check.

by DoctorofJournalism October 28, 2008

Sacha Baron Cohen

A Jewish guy from Britain who is famous for Borat,Ali G and Bruno.
Very funny,often mocks his race e.g 'Throw the Jew down the well', uses shock humor and tries to bring out peoples prejudices.

Cooooooollll guy

S: Did you see Sacha Baron Cohen
D: NO!? WHERE IS HE?
S: HE IS STANDING RIGHT THERE,HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE HIM!?
D: WHATT? WHERE?
S: THERE, HE IS RIGHT THERE *points*
D: OHHHH HEY SACHA!

by Iamsocool95 August 28, 2009