Barnett's Shaw Massive

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.

"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"

by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008

Summer Barnett

Summer is beautiful ,sexy , and has a nice body and nice to some people she doesn’t like fake people and has a good personality most people like summer but a lot don’t she loves one boy and hopefully they will get married but everybody loves summer and don’t mess with her cuz she will BEAT YOUR ASS

look at that girl she is really sexy - I think she would be a summer Barnett

by Calebbbbb 17 May 21, 2019

Baz Barnett

An overly long forehead due to the hair line receding or obscure hair colouring.

Fuck me you have a Baz Barnett

by Bivop May 29, 2017

tyler barnett

The worlds biggest eater from and born at Dairy queen always goes to the office and almost killed a Call duty professional gamer Faze Mink. He calls himself the tybro show but people call him a overweight barbarian

This weighs more than a Tyler Barnett

by CrusherArizona12 July 31, 2016

Kelly Barnett

Kelly Barnett is the male definition of a low life, piece of shit, and dirt bag.

Can you believe he stole from his parents, lives off his girlfriends family an blames her for his bad decisions? That guys such a Kelly Barnett it's unbelievable.

If people labeled me as a Kelly Barnett id do the world a favor and off myself so my bloodline ends.

by SparkTheJ March 7, 2020

Barnett Formula

Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).

Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!

by Old Runner November 18, 2023

A ross Barnett

A lovely guy strawberry blonde but is always late or on time for anything in his he’d be late to his own funeral

Why are you late I’m just doing a Ross Barnett

by Anita jobby December 27, 2023