rusty barge

the defication that comes out of the anus while being Tug Boated. (same as motor boating, only done in the butt cheeks instead of the breasts)

While she was sticking her face in his ass giving him a tug boat, he deficated, hence, giving her a rusty barge.

by Roadhouse Bitches August 26, 2012

Barge arse

A very fat ass; a very fat person.

Jesus H. Christ, look at that barge arse! I think the tide's coming in!

by Skinny July 20, 2003

coon barge

a crown victoria, grand marquis, buick road master, chevy impala, or any other piece of shit car that needs a fucking lift kit to fit the rims on it.

them niggers got caught robbing that liquor, because they used their one of a kind coon barge as a getaway car.

by texas true September 13, 2009

con barge

A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.

"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"

"OH MY EYES!!!"

"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"

by Jorge Chao January 25, 2006

argle bargle

a pointless argument about trivial things(from a scottish word)

The keep turning things into argle bargle.

by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2007

barge ass

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so

head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders

by paul May 6, 2004

Barceezell

Similar to a beezell, a barceezell has more disgust, boring stories, taller tales, and is grimier.

This guy is worse than a beezell, he is a barceezell.

I put my chicken leg down and it got barceezelled.

by TheManipulator June 8, 2010