"Bankruptcy is nature's do over." -Creed Bratton
what michael scott shouts when creed tells him that declaring bankruptcy will make all of his problems go away
michael declared (not said) this because he thought declaring bankruptcy was that simple
what michael scott shouts when creed tells him that declaring bankruptcy will make all of his problems go away
michael declared (not said) this because he thought declaring bankruptcy was that simple
"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!"
by anna is a bananya May 2, 2019
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by Tankdog November 13, 2020
Get the Ch. 69 Bankruptcy mug.As opposed to Section 11, if you file for Section 12 bankrupcy, and you're successful, it means the Fed will bail you out.
AIG were succesful in their bid for Section 12 Bankruptcy, whereas Lehmann Bros were allowed to go under.
by Seanoooog October 31, 2008
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Jennae had to declare voice mail bankruptcy cuz she was over 100 and everybody knows that people only leave voice mails when they want something.
by JRK STP July 26, 2007
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who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.
who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.
by yuba gurl June 25, 2012
Get the Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per) mug.When a hotel or resort that offers all inclusive pricing can no longer afford to run their business as a direct result of Matt drinking all of their liquor.
Matt went down to Punta Cana and got so fucked up he put those motherfuckers in Chapter 16 bankruptcy.
by MattTheFuckingHat March 28, 2009
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I had 7 windows of my browser open and 347 tabs open in my main window. I couldn't even get the mouse to move on the screen so I just filed for browser bankruptcy.
by Ohio driver March 30, 2015
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