Bonhamfied

When the state of an object is shabby, shoddy, crappy, trashy or tacky. The word originally came from describing cars and trucks. Referring to the town of Bonham, TX. Play on words, Bona Fide.

If a car or truck has a red hood, a green quarter panel, mis matched doors, and no bumper, then that vehicle would qualify as being Bonhamfied.

by laketrashful January 4, 2011

Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers

A way to describe a woman’s large breasts

Darrel: Yo how do you seen Lucy
Mike: no why
Darrel: she’s got Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers.
Mike:🤣

by Juulp0dwh0re420 November 22, 2020

Bahama Eagle Squeak

while having intercourse with a girl on a cruise to the Bahamas, that you took with your parents, you orgasm, and your voice squeaks. She proceeds to stop and quickly puts her clothes on and walks out. You see her many times around the ship along the duration of the cruise, and its very awkward.

person 1: "hey man how was the cruise?"
person 2: "it was good man, but i was doin this girl and let out a Bahama Eagle Squeak....it was all over from then."

by studebaker5 January 9, 2013

John Bonham

The greatest rock drummer ever. He was the drummer for Led Zeppelin, he was influinced by Buddy Rich(one of the greatest jazz drummers).Used a ludwig set up with a BIG band bass drum, one mounted tom, two floor toms, and a steel snare. His cymbals were all Zildjan, even his awsome gong. Also in some concerts he had two mounted Konga drums. He created a all knew way of playing drums with awsome tripplet based solos that would go on for 20 minnets.He had a crazy fast right foot, wrote some amazing songs like Mobey Dick, and When the Leve Breaks. He has inspired many to play drums(including me). He died from alcohol poisining.

R.I.P. John Henry Bonham

Wanna be drummer: Dude Stewert Copland is the greatest drumer ever!

Someone who knows what their talking about: Your dumb, John Bonham rocks harder with his pinky that Copland.

by N.@.G. February 20, 2009

banhammer

1 - A symbol of violence and imaginary power over others, used by peniley-challenged jerks, at websites, to make themselves feel better about being so inadequate, and unliked by anybody

2 - a symbol used by bossy creeps at websites, to try and make you "fear their power" you're supposed to imagine they have...but really they have no power..or friends..because they are just assholes.

3 - a picture that should be thrust as far up the offending admin or mods nazi ass as possible, except they'd probably like it

Banhammer: A symbol of violence and imaginary power over others, used by peniley-challenged jerks, at websites, to make themselves feel better about being so inadequate, and unliked by anybody

Banhammer: a symbol used by bossy creeps at websites, to try and make you "fear their power" you're supposed to imagine they have...but really they have no power..or friends..because they are just assholes.

Banhammer: a picture that should be thrust as far up the offending admin or mods nazi ass as possible, except they'd probably like it

by republicans.are.homos January 16, 2010

Bahamity

The feeling of somewhat excitement/relaxation when you are about to sail to the Bahamas.

Ahhhh. I can feel the BAHAMITY. I can't wait till i'm on the beach with a virgin Pina Colada in my hand and hot chicks all around me.

by Island Fred June 7, 2007

Bantam

Thicc legend chicken. Bantam is the bestestesterest, sexiest, most intelligent, and most lovablester being in all the universe and beyond. No matter how much he denies it, Bantam tends to lie a lot by saying he has a boring life. Very considerate, funny and interesting. Nobody can come close to comparing to someone as perfect as Bantam.

Bam: bantam is MIA again
huwa: bAn cOMe bACk

by huwAHHHH January 22, 2019