Bandit

(1) What occurs when one awakes with a throbbing fuck stick and must point it directly upward and be secured by the elastic band of ones underwear, to avoid sight.

Dude, I woke up today with morning wood, and I have a raging bandit right now.

by Cranston Hilton May 25, 2006

Bandit

The world's dumbest cat and my cat. If you think your cat is dumb just meet mine. He is black and white and likes to fly like a possum.

GeT oFf ThE tAbLe BaNdIt!

by Fredmcchiken August 6, 2020

Bandit

He used to deal drugs

Hey bandit can you hook me up?

by Gavinator5001 July 24, 2018

Bandit

A person who had to deal drugs

Bandit:I once had to deal drugs

by R6S fans will only get it March 19, 2019

Bandit

Anyone or anything who wanks. Is usually usually used right after one is caught wanking.

He is a Bandit.

by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017

Bandit

--ass bandit..homo

piss off ass bandit

by ozslang August 23, 2003

Bandit

a sneaky, decieving person.

that noob-ass bandit airflared out of nowhere.

by BboyCarbon November 2, 2009