Baffon

A general insult to be used on someone who is being an idiot or otherwise disappointing human being.

“Hey, did you hear how Chad missed the bus because he was on the toilet. What an absolute Baffon.

by Dennis Nicolson December 3, 2019

josh bamford

josh bamford where to start, been through so much yet still pushing through one of the most kind hearted people you will ever meet so so brave and inspiring he will never be forgotten and everyone will know his name.

“yoo is that the josh bamford?”
“yes he’s (AMAZING)”

by thatthiccgirlthatyomanlove May 5, 2019

bamfin

a term used to describe something that is awesome, amazing, bad ass, etc

Damn, them shoes is bamfin!

by mookiesue February 19, 2009

nightingale bamford

An elite school for rich, white, upper class girls. It has a sterling reputation. However, on the inside of those big blue doors the girls are either drug addicts or heavy alcoholics. Some of them resort to making internet porn. The school however does a wonderful job at masking the true identity of the girls, and Nightingale is still standing strong on 92nd and Madison.

girl 1. "hey girl, dude last night we all got soo high"
girl 2. "thats soo chill I havn't gotten drunk or high on a school night in almost 4 days"
girl 1. "shit! how do you live? Are you making lots of internet porn to relive stress or something."
girl 2. "OMG how did you know?! did Jim tell you? or was it Sam? Or Lenny, or Michaiel"
girl 1. I just guessed that IS what Nightingale Bamford is about.

by nbs student May 15, 2007

bamfing-up

The act of becoming just THAT much more awesome.

My abs could use a little bamfing-up. I don't quite have a six pack yet.

by seacirque September 27, 2011

Bamfoonshalonkad

When someone gets absolutely and utterly destroyed at said thing.

"Did you see that?!"
"Yeah. That guy got Bamfoonshalonkad!"

by Onzek November 8, 2020

bamoon

a name persian parents gave their infant for him/her to stay and not die. It literally translates to "stay".

A slang saying which has no absolute definition but can be annoted into anything. Highly addictive in usage.

e.g Bamoon shodam. (what?!) , Be Bamoonism dochar shodam (meaning i say bamoon spontanously and without any reason at all) Bamoon! (sudden loud shout to express your inner feelings which again has no meaning at all)

bamoon shodam
it means nothing

you just say it randomly for no reason !

by sooskenabi March 3, 2021