Alzheimer's Purchase

An Alzheimer's Purchase is when you buy something online that takes so long to be delivered, you forgot you ordered it in the first place.

Girl: You like my necklace?
Boy: That's very nice! Where did it come from?
Girl: I bought it online, but it took so long to get here, I forgot about it.
Boy: Nice Alzheimer's Purchase!

by AluMiNuM7777 December 3, 2013

password alzheimer's

inability to recall a password to an email address or message board account, most often the result of having too many accounts to keep up with.

I can't log onto the Browncoats' forum 'cause my password alzheimer's has set in again.

by Brandee A. February 9, 2006

Corridor Alzheimer's

When someone is walking in a corridor, specifically and what seems to be most commonly right in front of you; they stop all of a sudden, look around with a clueless expression, sometimes with a sigh or a confusing mumble of inaudible words, and then start walking the opposite direction as if they forgot where they were even going in the first place.

It's already congested enough in these corridors, never mind when there are people with Corridor Alzheimer's that always seem to be in my way!

by Keydose March 18, 2015

White People Alzheimer's

Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.

'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'

by UNCOOR UN GROOP October 25, 2018

ballsheimer's

1. a mental condition wherein one forgets where his balls are, usually resulting in spineless actions and mannerisms.

2. in bowling, throwing several strikes continuously, and then suddenly losing your rhythm for no apparent reason, resulting often in one if not many poor throws.

1. "bro, jerry was saying how he was gonna tell his boss off for cutting his hours, but then he contracted ballsheimer's at the last minute and didn't say shit."

2. "i don't where my A game went, man, i think i got ballsheimer's."

by xpnfx February 15, 2009

toilet alzheimer's

Forgetting to wipe your ass after going to the toilet

Oh man, i have huge skidmakrs - I forgot to wipe, I think I've got toilet Alzheimer's

by Optimop December 9, 2016

Alaska Alzheimer's

When passing through the state of Alaska you will suddenly forget everything you know about yourself for a while.

Barry: Jesus Christ it's cold here!
Rick: Yeah it is, man.
Barry: I wish I had a- hold on, who the fuck are you, why are we in the south fucking pole?
Rick: Oh shit Barry, you've got Alaska Alzheimer's again!

by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018