Ballsick

Blue balls for the heart. Depression caused by the lingering thoughts of one close to the heart.

Dude, Tom Stop being so ballsick....Shizade.
Bitchs make me ballsick.
Man im totally ballsick over Sarah, look at that chick shes pantstastic.

by Mythmaker April 22, 2008

Ballsmack

A game popularized by Abe Aylard and Dylan Bolton where you say "Ballsmack" to a friend and they have to bend over for 5 seconds. if they don't, you get to punch them in the balls.

Oh man! I just got ballsmacked.

by penismonger69 September 13, 2019

Balsamiciation

The process of turning into a Balsamo through eating as much Balsami as humanly possible

Aufmerksamkeitsdefizithyperaktivitätsstörung Balsamiciation

by Chef. Balsamico October 13, 2020

ballsonic

a highly sought after vinegar produced in small quantities by a turgid member.

I motioned to your mom that there was some ballsonic vinegar on her chin.

by wordrat September 19, 2009

balsamic

A delicious salad dressing brought to you by Cardini and company. Cardini's Balsamic is good for the whole family. Cardini has been known to shoot this delicious dressing all over the salads of many females.

Also known as the species scantily clad women belong to.

PASS ME SOME OF THAT BALSAMIC! It's so good i can't resist using my hands!

OOH! That Balsamic sure is spicy.

I can down a whole load of Balsamic!

Ohh Betty? Yeah i took her out last night; what a real Balsamic she is in the sack.

Those damn Balsamicians are all over my neighborhood; I have to tape my bunghole shut at night.

by jagovasaur23 February 25, 2006

Ballericious

Things, places and events reserved only for the ballers of the world.

You going to the Obama after party on Inauguration Day? It's gonna be ballericious.

by Onthefence December 9, 2008

ballimicro

a sarcastic way to say thanks or thank you to a jerkoff

someone jackass lets the door go as your walking in behind them in the mall, you look at them with a shitty smile and say "ballimicro"

by JohnnyMac1964 January 22, 2007