My wife was gorgeuos with a killer body before marriage, but after the marriage, she started ballooning.
by Gary Ng July 30, 2004
Used condoms floating in the 'rhea river that are bloated and swollen from their long exposure to the liquid sewage. Often found floating with whistles.
Balloons become so bloated from their long journey down the 'rhea river that even the smallest ones end up looking bigger than Magnums.
by Sastwatch September 25, 2008
The act of rimming your partner's anal region, while pulling on their tampon string. Ultimately, simulating a hot air balloon ride.
Kala had a rough night, period cramps and emotions raging, so I took her ballooning last night, and she thanked me all morning.
Since Kala was on her period, I hot air ballooned her to give her both vaginal and anal pleasure.
Since Kala was on her period, I hot air ballooned her to give her both vaginal and anal pleasure.
by Dr Bary December 10, 2011
Conserving marijuana by exhaling the smoke into a balloon, catching your breath, and releasing the balloon-held smoke back into your lungs.
by Bionic Fonzie April 06, 2010
A soccer term. When a player misses the goal completely when shooting and kicks it miles over the crossbar
by Rich Lawson May 27, 2005
by i have your booty March 19, 2019
"I have a raging ballooner right now after that commercial with Ryan Reynolds and Brad Pit on the beach!" Said Sally to her BFF.
by belch-no November 10, 2015