glass ballerina

A person being in a fragile state, transient or permanent, that is marked by extreme emotional sensitivity, an unreasonable expectation of extra-special treatment (see prima donna) and remarkably low self-esteem.

I invited Susan out with us, but since my ex-girlfriend will be at the show, she’s being a fucking glass ballerina and won’t come.

Ever since I got her the wrong sized underwear for her birthday, she’s being a glass ballerina and says I think she’s fat.

by EtherPimp April 13, 2007

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Warehouse Ballerina

Any of the human species that performs ballet in or around a warehouse setting using large, heavy machinery, such as a forklift.

That man really makes an art out of his Warehouse ballerina routine

by Nick Sweet September 24, 2008

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ballerina sex pose

When you spin on someone's dick

Hey Raja remember when Destinee did the ballerina sex pose to Christian

by Thatbadbitch January 3, 2017

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Fat Ballerina

When you try to do something, but fail epically instead. Trying to sit down, but missing the chair completely.

Did you see Mark hitting on those girls? He scared them all away. Total fat ballerina.

by kat1girl May 19, 2014

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Acquired Ballerinaface Syndrome (ABS)

ABS is a serious condition that has a gradual onset but eventually becomes permanent and lasts a lifetime. There is no known cure and no known effective treatment. The most obvious symptom is a blank, expressionless, unreadable face that becomes the default permanent face one presents to the world unconsciously. It tends to make other people instinctively recoil in terror often making normal social interaction confusing and painful for the sufferer. It is actually harmless to others and can even often be useful in certain situations. Occasionally it is accompanied by a very subtle nod of the head. Onset can be as early 10 years old, and left untreated, gradually becomes permanent by age 14.

"Acquired Ballerinaface Syndrome (ABS)" can be recognized on every ballet dancer having trained from an early age with a reputable school that does not participate in competitions

by Tired, Retired Dancer September 14, 2010

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