Bald headed champ

Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.

Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....

by Cheri cox February 10, 2018

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bald head island

wonderful place with no cars. Very snoby and if you dont have money a) you wont make it over b) you wont be able to stay anywhere c) NOT for white trash mainly just one big white ppl only country club!

bald head island is great for rich white people

by kyle April 06, 2005

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Bald Headed Champ

That undefeated super power you have inbetween your legs that when in action regardless of religion stands out in the crowd with his bald head and just laps up victory after every round with the female beef curtains or loves to be beaten around the head by a five knuckle shuffle.

I've just gone a round with the Bald Headed Champ and lost a packet!

by Phinbarr January 13, 2009

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bald headed hermit

Noun, Slang term for penis, usually used in the form of a euphamism rather than plain speech

"Do you want to meet my bald headed hermit?"
"I was kissing the bald headed hermit and he spat at me!"

by DesignerGuy December 03, 2005

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Bald headed bitch

Someone who is bald, balding, or should be snatched bald because they don’t know how to act. They often times have no common sense, courtesy, or home training. Typically men near or in their 30s that need to get it together.

Girl, have you seen Brandon?

No girl, what happened?
Oh nothing. Him and Riter are just a bunch of bald headed bitches, trying it as usual.

by Messyqueen February 27, 2020

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