babydouche

1) a person who acts rudely or arrogantly under the guise of being cute.

2) a person who manipulates a potential love interest but still comes out looking adorable.

3) a cute bitch

Dude A: Why do you like Lisa? All she does is treat you like crap and mooch off you.

Dude B: What are you talking about? She's so cute!

Dude A: Come on. She's such a babydouche.

by smatsy March 4, 2011

Baldouchebag

Someone who sweet talks every girl wihin the 38 sq. foot sniffing radius of their greasy italian nose. They aspire to settle down with a nice "GILF" or "Ya Mudda." After working out, they will corner you in the locker room until you smell the lint from their wet belly button. See Dominizing.

Ken - Hey Braden do you see that?
Braden - See what?
Ken - The Baldouchebag.
Braden - Dear Lord, he would.
Ken - Smells like belly button lint doesn't it?

by DoubleNickle January 17, 2011

bagoushe

one who is such a goon that he will eat cup of noodles at 4 am that has expired 2 years ago mcWHAT? who does that? I LIKE MEN TOO?

o what up grantel patchel bagoushe mcnugget? GOON BRIDGE! keep it together mcgee! the clueless adventures of mysterious pervert boy and the whiner

by dweinwein bagoushe January 16, 2004

Fagdouchebagitry

the act of being A person who besides being a complete and utter Fag is also a Douche....bagitry

Cole M: Man Megan-Joy is such a Fagdouchebagitry!

Daryl: FoShizzle C mizzle

by fernand del gato July 30, 2009

BroDouche

a brother who is a douche. Often used in sibling arguments.

"Jasper you are such a brodouche!"
"just ask my brodouche"

by EShanks January 23, 2009

badouche juice

The contents that drips out after you douche your butt.

Had to do a hand stand to keep in the badouche juice.

by Fliptomanual October 17, 2017

Badoucheka

I don't know what the fuck my friends were on, but this word came up soooooo... the meaning is bad douche?

My dog is a badoucheka.

by P0Pc0rnz02 May 8, 2018